thelovelylights:

↳ AU: Derek Lee Hale does not have a crush on the Sheriff’s son. His siblings seem to disagree.

"Okay, let’s stop picking on Derek," Laura said pursing her lips. "Aidan and Emmy stop laughing." Derek continued to glare as she shook her head and hid her smile behind her hand. 

Aidan continued laughing, his head falling onto his arms. 

"Tsk, tsk, big brother, I though you knew better than to lie to wolves." Emily said schooling her expression into an impressive look of disdain.

"I hate you all." Derek said in exasperation as he walked out the door.

"I have him for English if you want me to put in a good word!" Emily hollered from the room causing Laura’s composure to finally break as he heard a ripple of a laughter somersault from her. 

Fucking werewolves. 

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

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Supernatural Trouble

xxlord-of-the-ringsxx:

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reluctantbadger:

quacklesackles:

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eyemagicwasinvolved:

You don’t understand how much this will be stuck in my head for the next few weeks.

I give you, Jared, Jensen, Misha, Mark, and Jim.

omg no but the mark one

is jared is a fucking moose screaming?

MISHA THO

THEY ATE MY TAILOR

I’m not in the Supernatural fandom but I just had to reblog this

CAN THIS BE MY RINGTONE OMG

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escapedosmil:

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i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

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